Crazy questions?

[Holger]

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up every two hours?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal
injection?

Why doesnt Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for
"normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and its
going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If its true that we are here to help others, what are
the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does
it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
think Ill squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever
comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
there... Im gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that
could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the
time, but dont point to their bum when they ask where the
bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the
room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? Theyre both dogs !

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made >from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes >from electrons, does morality
come from morons ?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks
his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make
it arrive faster?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address
in the first place?

[Nick Drew]

Very Good !!! I like it !!

[pushcat]

What does void where prohibited mean? Does it mean that one should find a sign that says "NO VOIDING" and void only in that area? Will the void police take you away? Inquiring minds need to know.

[Holger]

LOL!

Happy birthday pushcat!

/Holger

[pushcat]

Holger:
Thank you for the birthday message. Ive had a very happy day today. Instead of working with stone, Ive been backfilling a house foundation with my RC30.
Considering all the crazy things Ive done in my life, Im surprised that Im not dead yet LOL