Hi,
Remember the saucy postcads at the seaside resorts
I suppose they've been banned now for no good reason. Anyway, you dont see them any more.
We used to spend ages looking at the displays outside the shops, just looking and choosing a few to send to our mates, and having a laugh.
You may have seen these before, but I bet they'll still raise a smile. :)
Just to make you smile.
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Wonderful stuff and since you've started it i received this today.
An elderly man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into a sex
Therapist's' office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing
wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and
says good bye.
A week later the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch
again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment,
has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry,
but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go
to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges £98. The Hilton charges £139.
We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA.'
An elderly man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into a sex
Therapist's' office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing
wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and
says good bye.
A week later the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch
again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment,
has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry,
but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go
to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges £98. The Hilton charges £139.
We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA.'
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great new thread starting here, I can see this being popular...............
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Hi Folks,
It's official, "It's good to laugh,"
Judging from the response the post cards hit the spot, so heres a few more to go on with.
Watch this space
Fred
It's official, "It's good to laugh,"
Judging from the response the post cards hit the spot, so heres a few more to go on with.
Watch this space
Fred
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One from me!! - I just took a leaflet out my letterbox informing me I can enjoy sex at 75. It's ideal because I live at 67 so it's not far to walk home!! Ian
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Ian Fletcher1970 wrote:One from me!! - I just took a leaflet out my letterbox informing me I can enjoy sex at 75. It's ideal because I live at 67 so it's not far to walk home!! Ian
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